Things to Ponder(LOL)

THINGS TO PONDER(THINK ABOUT AND THEN LAUGH!)
*why are buildings called buildings, when they are allready built?
*can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
*if sunflower oil is made out of sinflowers, what is baby oil made out of?
*why is a boxing wring square?
*if our knees were backwards, what would a chair look like?
*can you cry underwater?
*if a pig looses its voice, would it be considered disgruntled?
*If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
*Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
*How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
*Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
*If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?
*I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
*Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
*What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
*Do fish get cramps after eating?
*How come abbreviated is such a long word?
*Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?
*If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
*Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
*If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
*Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?