DID YOU KNOW???
* the safest chatroom is msn. because you can choose who you talk to
*your fore arm is the same length as your foot
*God loves you no matter what
*over 70% of girls today arn't happy with their bodies
*over 73% of the people who use the internet are under 27
*the song love story by Taylor Swift is rocking the U.S.A. AND Australia
*I am awesome! So are you???
*most people who done have a job dont try to get one
*the old saying 'try hard now, have a better future' is true
*its IMPOSSIBLE to lick your own elbow, to lick someone elses is just awkward!(and often hard to do since not many people like others going aroung licking their elbows! lol)
DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THEM? WELL, YOU DO NOW!
Work tactics- these are some things to help you get that mark you wanted for that assignment without cheating and your friends green with envy over your score!
1.RESEARCH!
2.PUT YOUR HEART AND MIND INTO IT
3.ASK YOUR TEACHER ABOUT IT AND DO IT HOW THEY WANT IT
4.FOLLOW THE GUIDLINES THE BEST YOU CAN
5.MAKE IT AS GOOD AS YOU CAN
6.DO EVERYTHING PERFECTLY AND DO IT BETTER THAN WHAT IS EXPECTED
7.CONCENTRATE
8.DO MORE THAN WHAT IS EXPECTED
9.NEATNESS COUNTS
10.GIVE MORE INFO
11.MAKE SURE THE WAY YOU SET IT OUT IS UNDERSTANDABLE AND READABLE AND FOLLOWABLE?
12.PAY AS MUCH ATTENTION TO THE SUBJECT IF YOU DO SOME IN CLASS
13.PUT AS MUCH TIME AND EFFORT INTO IT AS POSSIBLE
14!FOLLOW THESE RULES!
1.RESEARCH!
2.PUT YOUR HEART AND MIND INTO IT
3.ASK YOUR TEACHER ABOUT IT AND DO IT HOW THEY WANT IT
4.FOLLOW THE GUIDLINES THE BEST YOU CAN
5.MAKE IT AS GOOD AS YOU CAN
6.DO EVERYTHING PERFECTLY AND DO IT BETTER THAN WHAT IS EXPECTED
7.CONCENTRATE
8.DO MORE THAN WHAT IS EXPECTED
9.NEATNESS COUNTS
10.GIVE MORE INFO
11.MAKE SURE THE WAY YOU SET IT OUT IS UNDERSTANDABLE AND READABLE AND FOLLOWABLE?
12.PAY AS MUCH ATTENTION TO THE SUBJECT IF YOU DO SOME IN CLASS
13.PUT AS MUCH TIME AND EFFORT INTO IT AS POSSIBLE
14!FOLLOW THESE RULES!
*WHEN YOU SANE SOMEONE STYROFOME WHAT DO YOU PACKIN IT?
*WHAT IS THE SPEED OF DARK?
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*YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN YOU TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE, SHE ROLLED OVER AND DIED
*YO MAMA SO POOR, I THREW A ROCK AT A BIN AND YO MAMA CAME OUT AND SAID, "WHO KNOCKED?"
dont say these to people because they are just plain mean. (YET SERIOUSLY FUNNI!)
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some hard some easy, some just lame or plain obvious
The answers are given below.
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
What types of words are these: Madam, civic, eye, level.
What ends everything always?
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
Which is the longest word in English?
You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?
Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step.
Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.Answers:
Your shadow.
So just finish your vegetables.
Meat.
They are palindromes; they read the same both ways.
The alphabet ‘g’.
A secret.
His horse’s name is Friday.
A coffin.
Beetle.
Because the fishing group comprises of a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son – hence just three people.
Smiles - Because a ‘mile’ exists between the two S’s. While that is a good answer to the riddle, the actual longest English word is 'floccinaucinihilipilification'- which means'to describe something as worthless, or turning something into being worthless by deprecating it.'
Your breath.
Both are in water - WaTer.
‘Startling’ is the word. Begin by removing ‘i’, which makes it ‘staring’, then take away the ‘t’, making it ‘staring’, and so on – string; sing; sin; in; and, I.
e, n, t – The first letter of the numbers from one to ten.
*WHAT IS THE SPEED OF DARK?
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*YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN YOU TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE, SHE ROLLED OVER AND DIED
*YO MAMA SO POOR, I THREW A ROCK AT A BIN AND YO MAMA CAME OUT AND SAID, "WHO KNOCKED?"
dont say these to people because they are just plain mean. (YET SERIOUSLY FUNNI!)
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some hard some easy, some just lame or plain obvious
The answers are given below.
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
What types of words are these: Madam, civic, eye, level.
What ends everything always?
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
Which is the longest word in English?
You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?
Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step.
Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.Answers:
Your shadow.
So just finish your vegetables.
Meat.
They are palindromes; they read the same both ways.
The alphabet ‘g’.
A secret.
His horse’s name is Friday.
A coffin.
Beetle.
Because the fishing group comprises of a grandfather, his son, and his son’s son – hence just three people.
Smiles - Because a ‘mile’ exists between the two S’s. While that is a good answer to the riddle, the actual longest English word is 'floccinaucinihilipilification'- which means'to describe something as worthless, or turning something into being worthless by deprecating it.'
Your breath.
Both are in water - WaTer.
‘Startling’ is the word. Begin by removing ‘i’, which makes it ‘staring’, then take away the ‘t’, making it ‘staring’, and so on – string; sing; sin; in; and, I.
e, n, t – The first letter of the numbers from one to ten.
THINGS TO PONDER(THINK ABOUT AND THEN LAUGH!)
*why are buildings called buildings, when they are allready built?
*can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
*if sunflower oil is made out of sinflowers, what is baby oil made out of?
*why is a boxing wring square?
*if our knees were backwards, what would a chair look like?
*can you cry underwater?
*if a pig looses its voice, would it be considered disgruntled?
*If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
*Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
*How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
*Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
*If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?
*I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
*Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
*What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
*Do fish get cramps after eating?
*How come abbreviated is such a long word?
*Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?
*If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
*Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
*If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
*Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
*why are buildings called buildings, when they are allready built?
*can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
*if sunflower oil is made out of sinflowers, what is baby oil made out of?
*why is a boxing wring square?
*if our knees were backwards, what would a chair look like?
*can you cry underwater?
*if a pig looses its voice, would it be considered disgruntled?
*If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
*Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
*How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
*Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
*If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?
*I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
*Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
*What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
*Do fish get cramps after eating?
*How come abbreviated is such a long word?
*Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?
*If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
*Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
*Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
*If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
*Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
Fashion. The world of it is HUGE! from designer dresses to vinnies, Fashion is everywhere!
SPEND LESS
The more you spend, the more you lose. Money and wardrobe space that is! I know so many cute skirts and dresses can be so hard to either afford or live without in some cases, but you should;
Wait untill a clearance sale
Only buy what you will actually wear quite often
Make sure that its comfy
Make sure your buying it because you want it, not because of peer pressure
Make sure you wont lose too much money over it
If one of your friends has it, dont buy it! Unless you want to match!
The fashion world is absolutely HUGE, and
EVERYONE knows it. Its the survival of the fittest, spend less, and you will survive!
It's not easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, yellow or gold
Or something much more colourful like that
It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be
SAVE THE WORLD! HUG THE TREES! SAVE THE WHALES! THE WORLD IS IN CRISIS!
IF your thinking these things are stupid and all green-peacy, YOUR WRONG! VERY WRONG! The wrld is very much in danger, and we can all do our part. All you have to do is;
*put your rubbish in the bin
*use public transport
*reduce, re-use, recycle!
Easy! How easy were they! Do them as much as possible and the world will be a cleaner place
HERE ARE SOME WAYS BINDI IRWIN HERSELF WANTS MORE PEOPLE TO DO TO HELP;
SAVE THE PLANET!
*Turn off the tap while brushing your teeth
*Plant lots of trees or flowers
*Pick up any rubbish you see so it can't end up in our oceans
*Become a wildlife warrior
*Love all animals and wildlife
Personally, I rekon the last one is the easiest!
IF your thinking these things are stupid and all green-peacy, YOUR WRONG! VERY WRONG! The wrld is very much in danger, and we can all do our part. All you have to do is;
*put your rubbish in the bin
*use public transport
*reduce, re-use, recycle!
Easy! How easy were they! Do them as much as possible and the world will be a cleaner place
HERE ARE SOME WAYS BINDI IRWIN HERSELF WANTS MORE PEOPLE TO DO TO HELP;
SAVE THE PLANET!
*Turn off the tap while brushing your teeth
*Plant lots of trees or flowers
*Pick up any rubbish you see so it can't end up in our oceans
*Become a wildlife warrior
*Love all animals and wildlife
Personally, I rekon the last one is the easiest!
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